1. Press F5 repeatedly while shouting ganbare!
2. Cyberstalk Ruroshin and keep asking him when it will be back up.
3. Go to France to study to be a patisserie and find out why Japanese doramas always use it as a plot device.
4. Shave off facial hair and try to enrol in a Japanese high school so you can skip class and hang out on the roofs.
5. Hang around train stations waiting for cute dojikko girl to fall over and drop her pass.
6. Work late night jobs in front of constructions directing traffic or for girls working in a kyabakura.
7. Anytime it rains/snows look up and say ame/yuki da!
8. Go to the beach and shout umi da!
9. Call someone you hate and tell them you want to meet up asap to tell them something important so that they will get hit by a car/motorcycle.
10. Keep crossing roads in the hope that time will pause for a bit when you cross paths with a cute girl so you can stalk her and claim all encounters are guuzen.
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